"There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins."

-- Josh Billings

#Two Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Twins Quotes

“Courage is found in unlikely places.”
“The advantages of philosophy? That I am able to hold converse with myself.”
“It's secret that evangelical Christians are critical players in Republican primaries.”

Source : "Inside The Nationwide Tour To Support 'Godly Leaders'". "All Things Considered" with Michel Martin, www.npr.org. January 17, 2016.
“Nothing isn't better or worse than anything. Nothing is just... nothing.”
“My family believe you should never be flashy about anything. Maybe that handicapped me a little bit, that extreme humility.”
“I guess the big thing is that I don't buy anything first-hand. It's a personal policy I have for all sorts of reasons. If you research to the textile industry yourself, you'll know why. I came to it personally.”
“Tony Blair will be remembered for nothing other than that he followed George W. Bush over a cliff; took the rest of us with them, and we haven't yet reached the bottom, I'm afraid.”
“We feel free when we escape - even if it be but from the frying pan to the fire.”

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