"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."

-- Woody Allen

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“Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.”
“I felt like Eartha Kitt. I'm serving fish, honey, and this ain't trout.”
“Be happy. It really annoys negative people.”

Source : Twitter post from Jan 5, 2013
“So many people choose silence after the immediate wake of a death out of fear of saying something out of turn or "bringing up bad memories" that bereaved people often feel forgotten.”
“Some girls talk to the boys in the chat room, my girls talk to the boys in the backroom.”
“I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.”
“You furnish the pictures and I'll furnish the war.”

Source : 1898 Telegram to the artist Frederic Remington at the beginning of the Spanish - American War in Cuba, Mar. This may be apocryphal, but it inspired a famous line of dialogue in Orson Welles's film Citizen Kane.
“I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.”

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