"There are moments when art attains almost to the dignity of manual labor."

-- Oscar Wilde

#Art Quotes #Dignity Quotes #Moments Quotes

“In high school I would mess with my hair and makeup all the time.”
“It's no wonder Michelle Obama is telling everybody you better breast-feed your baby-yeah, you better-because the price of milk is so high right now!”
“First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did it. It was so gross, though, it made her throw up, so I said I'd pay her another thousand to lick all that up, too. She started to, but for some reason she started crying as she was doing it, saying, 'I went to college! I have a degree!' Oh man, it was hilarious. I don't know if it was technically sex because I just beat off on her face, but definitely one of my most intense orgasms.”
“There's a lot of evidence that fruits and vegetables are beneficial for reducing the risk of stroke.”
“So if there is a government grant offered for anything, like starting a business or going to school, they cannot discriminate because of your age.”
“So what's happening with the audio/visuality, for the first time we are doing the music - the people who would come to the concert love the music - they loved him and loved his music - for the first time in concert it's not only the music. Now it's time to know the man. We know the music, but what was the man like?”

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“There is a huge amount of freedom that comes to you when you take nothing personally.”
“He stuck the pencil over his ear, looking unconvinced. "Mmm. What position would you be the most comfortable for you?" I couldn't say aloud the answers that popped into my head at that question, but the flush that spread across my face like wildfire gave me away. He caught his lower lip in his teeth, and I was sure it was to contain a laugh. Most comfortable position? What about with my head stuck under a pillow?”

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