"If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it."

--

Source : Time Magazine (1984), later quoted in Jonathon Lazear and Wendy Lazear "Meditations for Parents Who Do Too Much" (p. 22), 1993.

Erma Bombeck

#Inspirational Quotes #Life Quotes #Laughter Quotes

“You are the only one who gets to decide what you will be remembered for.”

Source : Twitter post from Oct 30, 2014
“I really think I like poisonous snakes.”
“...it is easy not to believe in monsters, considerably more difficult to escape their dread and loathsome clutches.”
“If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
“When I give the go ahead, go ahead," Alyss said, the jungle gym having come to a stop less than a gwormmy-length from her face. What? the four General Doppels cried at once. Run when I say so.”
“The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.”
“We do not weary of eating and sleeping every day, for hunger and sleepiness recur. Without that we should weary of them. So, without the hunger for spiritual things, we weary of them. Hunger after righteousness--the eighth beatitude.”
“Most women wish to feel that their spirit has been violated. Do they not, indeed, flatter themselves on never yielding save to force?”

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