"They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is."

-- Dave Chappelle

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“Im looking for a guy who makes you want to dance and write poetry all day long.”
“The war against terrorism will not be finished as long as he [Saddam Hussein] is in power.”
“A good upbringing means not that you won't spill sauce on the tablecloth, but that you won't notice it when someone else does.”
“I probably have mellowed down a bit. But when it comes to principles, I still have to make a stand.”
“It makes sense to invest in new work. It's almost like having a research department in a scientific laboratory. You have to try things out. You'll make some bad mistakes. Some things will fail but at least you'll energise the organisation.”
“Gerry?' Laurel had to strain to hear thought the noise on the other end of the line. 'Gerry? Where are you?' 'London. A phone booth on Fleet Street.' 'The city still has working phone booths?' 'It would appear so. Unless this is the Tardis, in which case I'm in serious trouble.”
“When the facts change, I change my mind.”

Source : "The Keynes Centenary". "The Economist" (Vol. 287, p. 19), 1983.
“We should not mourn for men of high ideals. Rather we should rejoice that we had the privilege of having had them with us, to inspire us by their radiant personalities.”

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