"How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again."

-- Michael Buckley

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“My doctors say the more I continue to push, the more I can continue to raise that bar, the better I can get.”

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“Things have changed very much, several times, since I grew up, and, like everyone in New York except the intellectuals, I have led several lives and I still lead some of them.”
“To me this world is all one continued vision of fancy or imagination, and I feel flattered when I am told so. What is it sets Homer, Virgil and Milton in so high a rank of art? Why is the Bible more entertaining and instructive than any other book? Is it not because they are addressed to the imagination, which is spiritual sensation, and but immediately to the understanding or reason?”
“I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law.”

Source : "Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock". TV Special, 1999.
“Rap is not pop. If you call it that, then stop.”
“I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of.”
“Human life must always be defended from its beginning in the womb and must be recognised as a gift of God that guarantees the future of humanity.”
“What wings are to a bird, and sails to a ship, so is prayer to the soul.”

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