"Corporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people."

-- Jon Stewart

#People Quotes #Corporations Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.”
“It don't make sense: either you a soldier from the start, Or a actor with a record deal tryin' to play the part.”

Source : Song: Paparazzi
“Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.”

Source : Aisha Tyler (2005). “Swerve: Reckless Observations of a Postmodern Girl”, Plume Books
“Do not look upon this world with fear and loathing. Bravely face whatever the gods offer.”
“Some things don't last forever, but some things do. Like a good song, or a good book, or a good memory you can take out and unfold in your darkest times, pressing down on the corners and peering in close, hoping you still recognize the person you see there.”
“The only lesson to extract from any civil war is that it's pointless and futile and ugly, and that there is nothing glamorous or heroic about it. There are heroes, but the causes are never heroic.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I think it's healthy when fitness experts encourage fitness rather than getting a certain body shape.”
“I really enjoy sailing on Lake Geneva because I can just look at the shore and see my wife having a barbecue with the kids.”

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