"Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars."

-- Dana Carvey

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“My life motto is 'Do my best, so that I can't blame myself for anything.'”
“Some days are better than others ... It's been a long journey, but we're starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel now.”
“Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book.”
“She loves the serene brutality of the ocean, loves the electric power she felt with each breath of wet, briny air.”
“Hail to the man who went through life always helping others, knowing no fear, and to whom aggressiveness and resentment are alien. Such is the stuff of which the great moral leaders are made.”
“I lived for 10 years in Los Angeles, and the one element that surpasses everything else - that you are very conscious of - is fear. You can smell it.”
“There are millions of white Americans today who still can barely bring themselves to acknowledge that the Civil War, with its twin Americas locked in a death match, was about slavery. They'll argue it was about economics, and they're right only because one of those economies was a slave economy. They'll argue it was about culture, and they're right only because one of those cultures was a slave culture.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“Sometimes you don't get but one mistake, if the one you pick is bad enough.”

Source : Madison Smartt Bell (1991). “Barking Man and Other Stories”, Penguin Group USA

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