"My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material."

-- Jerry Stiller

#Mother Quotes #Father Quotes #Fighting Quotes

“None of us really grow up. All we ever do is learn how to behave in public.”
“Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy.”
“Nothing comes without a price.”
“I hope, too, that my book will illuminate my belief that love of art - be it poetry, storytelling, painting, sculpture, or music - enables people to transcend any barrier man has yet devised.”

Source : Mary Ann Shaffer, Annie Barrows (2009). “The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society”, p.221, A&C Black
“A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay.”
“It certainly has not been in my self-interest to defend men.”
“I've already had to wait so long." "How long?" Luce asked. "Not so long that I've forgotten that you're worth everything. Every sacrifice. Every pain.”
“If a girl is pretty she will be tempted.”

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