"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."

-- Erma Bombeck

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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.”

Source : Letter from John Adams to John Taylor, 15 Apr. 1814
“And I can see Russia from my house.”
“The 'We Have Overcome' generation has run out of intellectual creativity but refuses to leave the political stage.”

Source : "Manning Marable obituary" by Michael Carlson, www.theguardian.com. April 4, 2011.
“Money is that thing that you work so hard to save but gets spent so easily.”
“a loss of sensibility follows a loss of innocence, at once a penalty and a compensation.”
“If you feel that . . . what you do this year or in the years to come does not make you very famous, take heart. Most of the best people who ever lived weren't very famous either.”
“Desire can be as fragile as it is sudden.”
“Probably "I love my life" would be something I would say out loud to the planet - just that positive affirmation. And also, "Life is short," "Don't take yourself so seriously," and "Lighten the f - k up." And if that offends you, you really need to lighten the f - k up.”

Source : Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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