"Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas."

-- Thomas Lansing Masson

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“North Carolina is home to some of the largest financial institutions in the country, and a vibrant network of community banks. We're a banking state, and we're proud of that distinction. But we also understand that responsible financial regulation protects consumers and businesses.”

Source : "Don’t Filibuster Cordray" by Kay R. Hagan, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 8, 2011.
“You do not believe, you only believe that you believe.”
“If you bring forth that which is within you, Then that which is within you Will be your salvation. If you do not bring forth that which is within you, Then that which is within you Will destroy you. â€”THE GNOSTIC GOSPELS”

Source : Peter A. Levine (2012). “Healing Trauma: A Pioneering Program for Restoring the Wisdom of Your Body”, p.6, Sounds True
“There are no solved problems; there are only problems that are more or less solved.”
“I have never imagined doing anything other than football, but now, thinking about it coldly, if I hadn't been a footballer, I would have been a musician.”

Source : "Homage from Catalonia". Interview with Justin Webster, www.theguardian.com. June 4, 2005.
“I think that a woman should be in love. I think that love makes the sex greater. Or even if you just really, really like that person.”
“I set myself 600 words a day as a minimum output, regardless of the weather, my state of mind or if I'm sick or well. There must be 600 finished words â€” not almost right words. Before you ask, I'll tell you that yes, I do write 600 at the top of my pad every day, and I keep track of the word count to insure I reach my quota daily â€” without fail.”
“The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?”

Source : "At Full Blast Shooting outrageously from the lip, Braves closer John Rocker bangs away at his favorite targets: the Mets, their fans, their city and just about everyone in it". Interview with Jeff Pearlman, www.si.com. December 27, 1999.

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