"My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense."

-- Tig Notaro

#Wrinkles Quotes #Hair Quotes #Age Quotes

“Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.”

Source : Jimmy Demaret (1954). “My Partner, Ben Hogan”, New York ; Toronto : McGraw-Hill Book Company
“The shallow end of hope is usually the deep end of grace.”
“Wouldn't life be easier for both parents and infants if parents would observe, relax and enjoy what their child is doing, rather than keep teaching what the child is not yet capable of?”

Source : Magda Gerber (1998). “Dear Parent: Caring for Infants with Respect”
“Freedom keeps us soaring, but quarreling destroys our ability to fly.”

Source : Victor Manuel Rivera (2010). “In Search of True Freedom”, p.40, Xulon Press
“Heaven help a timid child in a trendy tide He really doesn't know That his heart's being taken for a ride Doing what the world lays down As a steadfast rule And changing when the world says to change Like a steadfast fool Heaven, heaven help me I'm one of the dominoes Chain reaction coming Blow by blow”
“When you grow up on a dairy farm, cows don't take a day off. So you work every day and my dad always said, 'No one can outwork you,'”
“Develop an 'attitude of gratitude.”
“On gay adoption I have changed my mind.”

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