"He must have made that before he died."

-- Yogi Berra

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“True Christianity, which will last forever, comes from the gospel words of Christ not from the epistles of Paul. The writings of Paul have been a danger and a hidden rock, the causes of the principal defects of Christian theology.”
“I walked beside the evening sea And dreamed a dream that could not be; The waves that plunged along the shore Said only: "Dreamer, dream no more!"”

Source : "Ebb and Flow". Poem by George William Curtis, www.bartleby.com. 1891.
“The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum.”
“It was the month of May, the month when the foliage of herbs and trees is most freshly green, when buds ripened and blossoms appear in their fragrance and loveliness. And the month when lovers, subject to the same force which reawakens the plants, feel their hearts open again, recall past trysts and past vows, and moments of tenderness, and yearn for a renewal of the magical awareness which is love.”

Source : Sir Thomas Malory, Keith Baines (1962). “Le morte d'Arthur”
“If you want to look at the state of humans, you should look at the state of animals first. People are choosing whether or not they can feed an animal and their family. And every shelter coast-to-coast is stuffed.”
“You ought to try being cruel to some people.”
“The fate of the living planet is the most important issue facing mankind.”
“Lost in a haunted wood, Children afraid of the night Who have never been happy or good.”

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