"I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie and I tell him what's in his sandwich. Together we're human bifocals."

-- Rita Rudner

#Husband Quotes #Together Quotes #Bifocals Quotes

“Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.”
“I enjoy getting dressed as a Barbie doll.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Parenthood, like death, is an event for which it is nearly impossible to be prepared. It brings you into a new relationship with the fact of your own existence, a relationship in which one may be rendered helpless.”
“Let us a little permit nature to take her own way; she better understands her own affairs than we.”
“The ardour chills us which we do not share.”
“In much the same way, motherhood has become the essential female experience, valued above all others: giving life is where it's at. Give birth in cities where accommodation is precarious, schools have surrendered the fight and children are subject to the most vicious mental assault through advertising, TV, internet, fizzy drink manufacturers and so on. Without children you will never be fulfilled as a woman, but bringing up kids in decent conditions is almost impossible.”
“There are as many reasons for running as there are days in a year.... But mostly I run because I am an animal and a child.”
“You have to always be ready, always be alive, and always be willing to move in a new direction.”

Source : “Kevin Spacey: 'House of Cards' Star on Why He Won't Play Carson; the Right Way to Say 'F--- Off'” by Lacey Rose, www.hollywoodreporter.com. April 2, 2014.

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