"What's the most humiliating thing? When you take someone to dinner or you cook somebody dinner and they get food poisoning. I mean, how bad do you feel?"

-- Wendi McLendon-Covey

#Mean Quotes #Dinner Quotes #Feels Quotes

“All human sin seems so much worse in its consequences than in its intentions.”
“So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?”
“Science is a way of equipping yourself with the tools to interpret what happens in front of you.”
“I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart.”
“Encouraging a child means that one or more of the following critical life messages are coming through, either by word or by action: I believe in you, I trust you, I know you can handle this, You are listened to, You are cared for, You are very important to me”
“We must not overlook the role that extremists play. They are the gadflies that keep society from being too complacent.”
“He who buries his head deep into a nosebag full of food cannot hope to see the invisible world.”
“There are points in your life, especially if you have creative ambitions, where selfishness is necessary.”

Source : "Kris Kristofferson: What I've Learned" by Scott Carrier, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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