"So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?"

-- Michael Barrymore

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“When you reach for a star, only angels are there. And it's not very far, just a step on a stair.”
“I don’t like water. I drink Diet Coke. Nor do I smoke, or drink alcohol or even sip a café. I don’t look after myself. I don’t do yoga, Pilates, those things. I hate physical effort, I don’t run anywhere, but I am super-energetic. Make-up? I just black my eyes and that’s it. My hair? I get it cut on set (fashion shoots), I never go to a hairdresser. I’m not sure I’m French. You think I’m not smart enough?”
“The status quo sucks.”
“I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do, in my opinion, is by no means extraordinary.”
“But then I'm one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music.”
“I have a mindset that says bipartisanship ought to consist of Democrats coming to the Republican point of view.”

Source : "Mourdock dismisses Lugar attack". Interview, www.politico.com. May 9, 2012.
“The one you are looking for is the one who is looking.”
“I played a heap of snow in a school play. I was under a sheet, and crawled out when spring came. I often say I'll never reach the same artistic level again.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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