"No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor."

-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

#Retirement Quotes #Humor Quotes #Mind Quotes

“O woman, perfect woman! what distraction Was meant to mankind when thou wast made a devil!”

Source : Francis Beaumont, John Fletcher, James Shirley (1778). “The Dramatick Works of Beaumont and Fletcher: Laws of candy. False one. Little French lawyer. Tragedy of Valentinian. Monsieur Thomas”, p.416
“An experience like that changes your perspective on life and on the world”
“It must be so hard for guys in relationships - to have just one girlfriend completely devoted to taking care of all your whole-grain needs. I can see how at the first opportunity you'd just have to get out there and - sow.”
“We focus on building innovation and inventing technology futures and we figure that it will take care of the rest. So far, it's done wonders.”
“A nice blend of prediction and surprise seem to be at the heart of the best art.”
“Itâ€™s necessary but not sufficient to learn and then work. You must learn from the work and learn while you work.”
“True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a ***** magic show ready to double team your girlfriend”
“Wilshere looks like he's got the grit between his teeth”

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