"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."

-- Fred Allen

#Graduation Quotes #Education Quotes #Laughter Quotes

“Every time I improvise I'm aware that I could be ruining what it is that we're doing and we'll just have to do it again.”
“What is freedom, in the end, but that no one cares any longer to try to restrain us?”

Source : Naomi Alderman (2012). “The Liars' Gospel”, p.123, Penguin UK
“Fluid intelligence doesn't look much like the capacity to memorise and recite facts, the skills that people have traditionally associated with brainpower.”

Source : "Google isn't making us dumb - or smart. That's the problem" by Andrew Brown, www.theguardian.com. July 1, 2009.
“Suicide is a real threat to health.”
“I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.”
“It's amazing how we can do things simultaneously, like talking and not listening.”

Source : "Self-Annihilating Sentences: Saul Gorn's Compendium of Rarely Used Clichés" by Saul Gorn, University of Pennsylvania Department of Computer and Information Science Technical Report No. MS-CIS-85-0, (p. 11), repository.upenn.edu. March 1992.
“At that moment I had a thrilling sharp intuition. I knew it as if I held it in my hands: In the gloom of death that surrounded the two of us, we were just at the point of approaching and negotiating a gentle curve. If we bypassed it, we would split off into different directions. In that case, we would forever remain just friends.”
“My mom died when I was 8.”

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