"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn."

-- Joss Whedon

#Two Quotes #People Quotes #Ironic Quotes

“I didn't have this rebellious streak in me. To me, I'm a product of circumstance.”
“I don't think any actors love taking their clothes off on film, unless you're an exhibitionist, which I'm certainly not.”
“I had learned many years ago in private business never to take responsibility without adequate authority; and the new Secretary of Defense, as budgets were sharply cut, quickly found that out.”
“Everyone is looking for me to bring a gold back home, and a lot of people in other places are expecting me to win.”
“It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.”
“I hate it when, by page 30, I know what the lead's going to do and then what the bad guy's gonna do. Mostly it's just scripts by the numbers where nothing's surprising, nothing's interesting.”
“Refuse to criticize, condemn, or complain. Instead, think and talk only about the things you really want.”
“In a 22-page comic, figuring an average of four to five panels a page and a couple of full-page shots, a writer has maybe a hundred panels at most to tell a story, so every panel he wastes conveying a.) something I already know, b.) something that's a cute gag but does nothing to reveal plot or character, or c.) something I don't need to know is a demonstration of lousy craft.”

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