"Bet on yourself! You never lose if you bet on yourself!"

“I think we've bounced back and really been resilient. Even after a bad period, we take over and we seem like we're on a mission. That comes with leadership and experience and a lot of things. A lot of it is mental toughness and resiliency in the situation you're at, just trusting in your teammates.”

“Such an emphasis on the immanence of God as Creator in, with, and under the natural processes of the world unveiled by the sciences is certainly in accord with all that the sciences have revealed since those debates of the nineteenth century.”

Source : Arthur Peacocke (2005). “The Palace of Glory: God's World and Science”, p.13, ATF Press

“Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it. They want their First Lady to look like a million dollars.”

“I believe that the best way to become an atheist is to read the bible”

“When I read the Bhagavad-Gita and reflect about how God created this universe everything else seems so superfluous”

“Comedy is an intellectual affair, and deals chiefly with logic. Tragedy is an emotional affair, and deals chiefly with value. Horace Walpole once said that "life is a comedy to the man who thinks and a tragedy to the man who feels." Comedy is negative; it is a criticism of limitations and an unwillingness to accept them. Tragedy is positive; it is an uncritical acceptance of the positive content of that which is delimited. Since comedy deals with the limitations of actual situations and tragedy with their positive content, comedy must ridicule and tragedy must endorse.”

“Despite the goings-on in Congress, I don't believe the USA is bordering on madness. I believe Mexico and Canada are.”

“Any job ends up with stress, and certainly there's always a deadline looming when you work in TV. It's sort of constant.”

Source : "We Just Keep Trying to Beat Every Show With the Funny Stick Until It's Funny". Interview with Dana Stevens, www.slate.com. June 10, 2015.