"Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others."

“People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?”

“Brian Epstein was like all people who turn out to be of interest, someone who was of interest to himself. I hear this a lot now. There's a feeling of I am different.”

“I'm not going to lie. I would definitely steal stuff from set.”

Source : Source: www.refinery29.com

“If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you'd be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.”

“We adults all stay sixteen or so in some corner of the soul.”

“Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.”

“You usually find me writing what I like to think of as intelligent summer action and genre films.”

Source : "Chronicle's Max Landis Casts Up-and-Coming Trio in Directorial Debut 'Me Him Her' (Exclusive)" by Jeff Sneider, www.thewrap.com. July 12, 2013.

“Nothing can happen if it's not first a dream. If you have someone with a dream, if you have a motivated person with a goal and a vision, if you have someone that never gives up, who has great hope, Anything can happen.”