"No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Family Quotes #Mother Quotes #Children Quotes

“I went see the horror thriller, Hannibal. I am a massive fan of Anthony Hopkins. He is superb in the film.”
“When you achieve one dream, dream another. Getting what you want is only a problem if you have nowhere to go next. Dreaming is a lifetime occupation.”
“Spare your breath to cool your porridge.”
“What I try to do in writing any character is to put myself in his position.”
“I'm not interested in fame at all.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“What the Londoner sees in his mindâ€™s eye is that cluster of towers and pinnacles seen from Pentonville Hill and outlined against a foggy sunset, and the great arc of Barlowâ€™s train shed gaping to devour incoming engines, and the sudden burst of exuberant Gothic of the hotel seen from gloomy Judd Streetâ€¦”
“Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry.”
“I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.”

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