"Glenn Hoddle was probably the unfunniest man I have ever known"

-- Tony Cascarino

“But I like going to church. If you've been brought up in the Church of England, it feels like visiting an elderly relative. And I think it's important that part of the kids' education is knowing about the Bible.”
“I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays!”
“In order to make anything a reality, you have to dream about it first.”

Source : "What adults can learn from kids". TED Talk, www.ted.com. February, 2010.
“Not having hair makes me feel like a cancer patient.”
“Heads will fly all over the place, others will explode by themselves, everyone will have their chance to betray, and those who don't betray will be betrayed.”
“I learned my "facts of life" on toilet walls. I'd walk up in school bathrooms and there would be crude drawings and figures engaged in sex. That's how I learned.”
“Its more fun to think of the future than dwell on the past.”
“The military is such a hierarchical institution. It's an institution where, if you are assaulted by a person senior to you, you're probably the person that's expendable and that's going to get in trouble.”

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