"My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones."

-- Dan Harmon

#Dog Quotes #Crazy Quotes #Cat Quotes

“You are helpful, and you are loved, and you are forgiven, and you are not alone.”

Source : John Green (2015). “Looking For Alaska Special 10th Anniversary Edition”, p.207, Penguin
“My ideal man is Benjamin Franklin-the figure in American history most worthy of emulation ... Franklin is my ideal of a whole man. ... Where are the life-size-or even pint-size-Benjamin Franklins of today?”
“Just because it's a bad job doesn't mean I need to do it badly.”
“If you're in America a lot, it's easy to get into playing American. All of it, the sounds, the energies, all very different. But it's really hard to do the accent. I tend to try and stay in it all day, which is the only way I can manage it.”
“It's new and different every night. The charge you get from a good audience is like nothing else.”
“I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.”
“Pleasure is the business of the young, business the pleasure of the old.”
“The worst derangement of the spirit is to believe things because we want them to be so, not because we have seen them for what they are.”

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