"No one will ever ask me to sing because it's beautiful. My secret is hiding my musicianship behind humor."

-- Nick Offerman

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“A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.”
“The street kid in me says, "Grab the money and run - who cares who it's from! Don't think about whatever you have to do for it or when you have to do it!”
“If you tell a woman she is beautiful, whisper it softly, for if the devil hears, he will echo it many times.”
“I have always gotten a thrill, a kick, from learning new things.”
“Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.”
“It would be a narrow conception of jurisprudence to confine the notion of 'laws' to what is found written on the statute books, and to disregard the gloss which life has written upon it.”
“We don't live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy.”

Source : "What I've Learned: Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel" by Mike Sager, www.esquire.com. February 20, 2007.
“When you think of all the conflicts we have - whether those conflicts are local, whether they are regional or global - these conflicts are often over the management, the distribution of resources. If these resources are very valuable, if these resources are scarce, if these resources are degraded, there is going to be competition.”

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