"In the afterlife you don't have to worry about looking for work."

-- Ed Wood

#Work Quotes #Afterlife Quotes #Worry Quotes

“Take it from me: no matter how few or how many children you have, or how little or how much money you make, your expenses are going to exceed your income by approximately a hundred dollars a month.”

Source : Teresa Bloomingdale (1982). “Up a Family Tree”, G K Hall & Company
“It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.”
“Women don't have a sense of humor. They don't need one. The Almighty made them as a permanent joke on men. From which one may logically deduce tha the Almighty is a female.”
“Micing it from two different angles in front of the speaker sounds huge, and it's so simple.”
“As I loosen my grip on the past, as I keep taking one small step after another in the direction I want to go, I discover I'm being supported and guided after all, and that as soon as I'm willing to embrace change, something or someone comes along and shows me how. Â Magic wasn't something I had to go in search of; it was here within me, all the time. When hearts are open, when love is flowing, magic happens.”

Source : Katrina Kenison (2013). “Magical Journey: An Apprenticeship in Contentment”, p.153, Hachette UK
“The problem with computers is that there is not enough Africa in them.”
“Confession of errors is like a broom which sweeps away the dirt and leaves the surface brighter and clearer. I feel stronger for confession.”
“In every industrialized nation, the movement to reform health care has begun with stories about cruelty.”

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