"On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man."

--

Jim Davidson

#Funny Love Quotes #Running Quotes #Night Quotes

“I took anything that came across my doorstep. I started getting a reputation.”
“In England, 'Doctor Who' has always been considered a children's show, at least by children.”
“I'd much rather win in three or four sets than go the distance all the time; I seem to put everyone through the wringer quite a bit.”
“While the 2013 color of the year, PANTONE 17-5641 Emerald, served as a symbol of growth, renewal and prosperity, Radiant Orchid reaches across the color wheel to intrigue the eye and spark the imagination,”
“There can be no profit in the making or selling of things to be destroyed in war. Men may think that they have such profit, but in the end the profit will turn out to be a loss.”
“I would have loved to have been in The Stand. I would also loved to have been in The Mask.”
“Marriage, to woman as to man, must be a luxury, not a necessity; an incident of life, not all of it.”
“Legislation passed in the aftermath of September 11, 2001 enhanced our intelligence capabilities and strengthened our national defense, but until now our nation's immigration policies have not adapted to the needs of a post-September 11th world.”

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