"One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put his hand in the holy water."

-- Greg Benson

#Sleep Quotes #Hands Quotes #Drunk Quotes

“If you had to relive your life exactly as it was â€“ same successes and failures, same happiness, same miseries, same mixture of comedy and tragedy â€“ would you want to? Was it worth it?”
“I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!”
“The screech-owl, with ill-boding cry, Portends strange things, old women say; Stops every fool that passes by, And frights the school-boy from his play.”
“Unlike the pattern which seems to prevail in the rest of life, in the human species the weak not only survive but often triumph over the strong. The self-hatred inherent in the weak unlocks energies far more formidable then those mobilized by an ordinary struggle for existence.”
“All occasions invite His mercies, and all times are His seasons.”
“Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!”
“My definition of an adventure game is an interactive story set with puzzles and obstacles to solve and worlds to explore.”
“American films are the best films. This is a fact. Cinema is - along with Jazz - the great American art form. And cinema in a very real sense created the American identity that has been exported around the world.”

Source : "We Love America, and You Should, Too". James West and Ben Dreyfuss conversation, www.motherjones.com. July 3, 2015.

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