"No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy next to you is laughing so hard he accidentally farts. BOOM! Friends for life!"

-- George Lopez

#Laughing Quotes #Guy Quotes #Noses Quotes

“Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting.”
“A single kind of red cell is supposed to have an enormous number of different substances on it, and in the same way there are substances in the serum to react with many different animal cells. In addition, the substances which match each kind of cell are different in each kind of serum. The number of hypothetical different substances postulated makes this conception so uneconomical that the question must be asked whether it is the only one possible. ... We ourselves hold that another, simpler, explanation is possible.”
“To do a dull thing with style-now that's what I call art.”
“All exercises that you do with your own bodyweight are great.”
“Briefly, in the act of composition, as an instrument there intervenes and is most potent, fire, flaming, fervid, hot; but in the very substance of the compound there intervenes, as an ingredient, as it is commonly called, as a material principle and as a constituent of the whole compound the material and principle of fire, not fire itself. This I was the first to call phlogiston.”
“I realized Iâ€™m not supposed to be pursuing impact, Iâ€™m supposed to be pursuing God. And when I pursue God I will have exactly as much impact as He wants me to have.”
“My father used to say that life is what you make it. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You canâ€™t change the past, but the future isnâ€™t set in stone. You can effect a change there. Move forward not with hatred or love. Move forward with purpose. (Simone)”

Source : Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.172, Macmillan
“I do believe we should push each other to write better songs and make better music. We do ourselves a disservice if we sit back and float along the river instead of trying to paddle and guide ourselves to a more creative place.”

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