"I never say a funny thing intentionally."

-- Jayne Meadows

#Funny Things Quotes

“To achieve great things, we must first dream.”
“A man's illness is his private territory and, no matter how much he loves you and how close you are, you stay an outsider. You are healthy.”
“The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I get such lovely gifts from fans... amazing pictures, handmade jewellery. I'm very lucky!”
“Packing is my pet hate.”
“I still hear you humming, Mama. The colour of your song calls me home. The colour of your words saying, Let her be. She got a right to be different. She gonna stumble on herself one of these days. Just let the child be. And I be, Mama.”

Source : Sonia Sanchez (2012). “Shake Loose My Skin: New and Selected Poems”, p.58, Beacon Press
“I've always had different diet kicks. I grew up in a big Italian family, kind of grew up a chubby kid, then went vegan in fifth grade. I did that for three years, then I went raw in high school. It's always been extreme, but in the last few years I've gotten into balance. I don't restrict myself like I used to.”

Source : Source: www.glamour.com
“Prayer is the evidence that I am spiritually concentrated on God.”

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