"If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham."

-- Groucho Marx

#Eggs Quotes #Stupidity Quotes #Ham Quotes

“I hate flying, taking my clothes off, and going through the whole security.”

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“There's a lot of water in everything I've ever written. There's always oceans and pools.”

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“Phoenix is great. I love Phoenix, .. I love Scottsdale. I love the James Hotel. I have a Kathy Griffin suite. I love -what's that place called? AZ 88. I had never had a cheese crisp, so I went to - oh, can't remember. We went to the State Fair, where I was all about the deep-fried Twinkie. I ate every deep-fried thing - oh, it was heavenly. I ate until I got sick.”
“Just be yourself and the right guy will come along, whether it be today, tomorrow, or next year. It'll happen!”

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“Call a thing immoral or ugly, soul-destroying or a degradation to man, a peril to the peace of the world or to the well-being of future generations: as long as you have not shown it to be "uneconomic" you have not really questioned its right to exist, grow, and prosper.”
“When you work you learn something about what you are doing and you develop habits and procedures out of what you're doing.”
“The Sun, the hearth of affection and life, pours burning love on the delighted earth.”
“Love can achieve unexpected majesty in the rocky soil of misfortune.”

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