"Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky."

-- Lee Trevino

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“And friends of mine that had photography class in high school would develop the film and make prints and I'd take them back to the track and give 'em away or try and sell them. Much to my parents' dismay, I majored in photography in college.”
“In a baby's first months, the earliest patterns of intimacy or distrust are forever grooved into his soul.”
“Any false value is gonna be fairly boring in Perl, mathematicians notwithstanding.”
“In my household there is an insane amount of laughter and celebration.”
“Why cat were given such terrific peripheral vision when they spend so much time looking down their noses is difficult to understand.”

Source : Roger A. Caras (1990). “Cat is Watching”, p.136, Simon and Schuster
“Tomorrow exists even though I may not exist in it.”
“What is love but a second-hand emotion?”
“We suffer the stress of infinite opportunity: There are so many things that we could do, and all we see are people who seem to be performing at star quality. It's very hard not to try to be like them. The problem is, if you get wrapped up in that game, you'll get eaten alive. You can do anything-but not everything. The universe is full of creative projects that are waiting to be done. So, if you really care about quality of life, if you want to relax, then ... control your aspirations. That will simplify things. Learning to set boundaries is incredibly difficult for most people.”

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