"Earnest is our dog. She senses instantly that something is wrong, and guided by that timeless and unerring nurturing instinct that all female dogs have, she tries to lick my ears off."

-- Dave Barry

#Dog Quotes #Humorous Quotes #Trying Quotes

“Passionate ideological opposition to race preferences does not seem to be part of the Bush DNA, and President Bush has been no exception to this rule . . . It is not the legitimate business of government in America to promote 'diversity.'”
“I'm at the stage in my life that real-estate apps turn me on.”
“Awards that ignore me are losers.”
“A belief in God and a belief in astrology cannot be reconciled.”
“It's unbelievable the primitive feelings that are aroused by rapid change.”

Source : Sheila Ballantyne (1975). “Norma Jean, the termite queen”, Doubleday Books
“Every man may reign secure in his petty tyranny, and spread terror and desolation around him, until the trump of the Archangel shall excite different emotions in his soul.”

Source : "James Otis: Against Writs of Assistance". James Otis' speech (February 1761), as quoted in William Tudor "James Otis's Speech on the Writs of Assistance", books.google.com. 1906.
“The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.”

Source : "Bill Maher: The Decider", 2007.
“You look like a human being, but you don't have a mind of your own.”

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