"The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one."

-- Rita Rudner

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“Of course, Jesus was the most courageous man who ever lived. He prayed and asked God to take the cup from Him before He went to the cross, but He still went because He knew that's what He was supposed to do.”
“the quiet was so deep that their feet seemed to thump along while all the trees leaned over them and listened,”
“There are many different ways of categorizing news. It doesn't have to be just war and famine and serious politics.”
“Every actor has their stalker.”

Source : "Conventions: Another day at the office for celebs" by Suzanne Kelly, www.cnn.com. September 7, 2010.
“I have been to rehab nine times. They were high dollar and some of the best ones around. Vince has picked up the tab the last couple of times. If you ever work or worked for WWE, if you ever need help, he will give it to you. He is really cool. Thanks to Vince, his wife Linda, Stephanie, Shane and Paul. Thank you for helping me. It's hard to ask for help. It's even harder to accept it, when people offer it.”
“Though I know for a fact that some of my fans would be happy for me to do anything that's going to help me be successful, namely to go to a major label, and I thank them for that, there'd be a lot of people who I think wouldn't be so happy with that change, and when I DO get dropped, then where would I be?”

Source : Source: www.washingtonpost.com
“Anarcharsis, on learning that the sides of a ship were four fingers thick, said that "the passengers were just that distance from death.”
“Everyone has their parent's [music] collection which is strongly influences what you listen to as a kid. You have no choice. You have to listen to whatever they're bumpin. I grew up with what they listened to a lot.”

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