"A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing."

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W. Somerset Maugham

#Funny Quotes #Marriage Quotes #Witty Quotes

“I have a Bachelor of Arts in English, which means I had a lot of formal training in reading.”
“In some ways suffering ceases to be suffering at the moment it finds a meaning, such as the meaning of a sacrifice.”
“It's time for those of us who have a voice to speak out for life, for love and for justice using the same media we've used throughout our careers.”

Source : "Chaka Khan records song for Trayvon Martin" by Sean Michaels, www.theguardian.com. March 28, 2012.
“When our emotions are engaged, we often have trouble seeing things as they are.”

Source : Twitter post from Sep 30, 2014
“General, your tank is a powerful vehicle it smashes down forests and crushes a hundred men. but it has one defect: it needs a driver.”
“The greatest weapon we have against evil is doing good in Jesus' name.”

Source : Kay Warren (2010). “Say Yes to God: A Call to Courageous Surrender”, p.108, Zondervan
“But this is Miami, you can't come to Miami and not show any skin. You gotta show something. If you're all covered up in this heat, you're gonna make me pass out out just to look at you. It's sweaty in Miami - but the diamonds will keep me cool.”
“I am certainly a liberal.”

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