"Iâ€™d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time."

-- Larry David

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“Our mothers give us so many gifts. They give us the precious gift of life, of course, but they also leave treasured lessons that can guide us along our journeys even when they are no longer with us.”

Source : "Maria Shriver: The gift my mother gave me" by Maria Shriver, www.today.com. May 7, 2013.
“My dad, as a guy, had to quit school in the ninth grade, fought in the Battle of the Bulge. And spent his life pushing wheel barrels of heavy wet cement. So we've gone from pushing cement to now in one generation pushing legislation. But we always want any president to succeed, to do well; that means America does well and Americans do well.”
“Aching familiar in a way that made me wish I was still eight. Eight was before death or divorce or heartbreak. Eight was just eight. Hot dogs and peanut butter, mosquito bites and splinters, bikes and boogie boards. Tangled hair, sunburned shoulders, Judy Blume, in bed by nine thirty.”
“Even today I am willing to volunteer to do the dirty work for Israel, to kill as many Arabs as necessary, to deport them, to expel and burn them, to have everyone hate usâ€¦”
“I'm not looking for a paycheck.”
“Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really.”
“They, OLDEFO (Old Established Forces), carry out l'exploitation de l'homme par 'homme (the exploitation of man by man). Do not let them live, so that there's no colonialism anymore in the world.”
“There's only one thing to say to the censors: Shut up.”

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