"I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Giving Quotes #House Quotes #Labels Quotes

“When the path becomes difficult, that's no reason to give up. In fact, it means you're making real progress.”
“Schizophrenia beats dining alone.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I think my motto is to always remain focused on what it is that youre trying to accomplish.”
“I am tired of hiding, tired of misspent and knotted energies, tired of the hypocrisy, and tired of acting as though I have something to hide.”

Source : Kay Redfield Jamison (2014). “An Unquiet Mind: A memoir of moods and madness”, p.11, Pan Macmillan
“Hard to say what's right when all I wanna do is wrong.”
“Brubeck, for instance, is not careless. He's a studied guy. And even if his picture ends up on the back cover of Life, he's still a studious guy.”
“I think Dexter is a man who ... a part of himself is very much frozen, or arrested in a place that is pre-memory, pre-conscious, pre-verbal. Something very traumatic happened to him, he doesn't know what that is. And I think on some level he wants to know. He denies his humanity, he describes himself as someone who is without feeling, and yet I think that he maybe suspects - in a way that maybe isn't even conscious yet when we first meet him - that he is in fact a human being.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Life is about enjoying yourself and having a good time.”

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