"Tokyo is huge. Something like 15 million people live there, and my estimate is that at any given moment, 14.7 million of them are lost."

-- Dave Barry

#Humorous Quotes #Japan Quotes #People Quotes

“The greatest of the great make others better.”
“On Saturday afternoons when all the things are done in the house and there's no real work to be done, I play Bach and Chopin and turn it up real loudly and get a good bottle of chardonnay and sit out on my deck and look out at the garden.”
“I knew nothing about hockey when I came to Chicago and then became the biggest fan - went to every playoff game.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Two persons who have chosen each other out of all the species with a design to be each other's mutual comfort and entertainment have, in that action, bound themselves to be good-humored, affable, discreet, forgiving, patient, and joyful, with respect to each other's frailties and perfections, to the end of their lives.”
“Police can only act on intelligence.”
“You want people using your product because it's a part of your life, then they can't stop using it.”

Source : "The many hats of Sean Parker" by Eric Blattberg, www.wired.com. June 22, 2011.
“The State always moves slowly and grudgingly towards any purpose that accrues to society's advantage, but moves rapidly and with alacrity towards one that accrues to its own advantage; nor does it ever move towards social purposes on its own initiative, but only under heavy pressure, while its motion towards anti-social purposes is self-sprung.”
“It's true that climate change is an unprecedented problem so it's not surprising that it's so difficult to address.”

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