"All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts."

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Source : "Small Talk: Eric Bristow" by Nick Harper, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2003.

Eric Bristow

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“It never pays to walk blindly. Especially not in your own castle where familiarity hides so much - even when we have the eyes to see.”
“The great comfort of turning forty-nine is the realization that you are now too old to die young.”
“The human mind, I believe, cares for the True only in the general character of an epoch.”
“Language is a poor enough means of communication as it is. So we should use all the words we have.”
“If you feel a great loneliness and a deep longing for human contact, you have to be extremely discerning...and ask yourself whether this situation is truly God given. Because where God wants you to be, God holds you safe and gives you peace, even when there is pain. To live a disciplined life is to live in such a way that you want only to be where God is with you. The more deeply you live your spiritual life, the easier it will be to discern the difference between living with God and living without God, and the easier it will be to move away from the places where God is no longer with you.”
“The creative works of the entertainment industry belong to the millions of people who make them and are not for others to steal or unlawfully distribute.”

Source : "US teenager faces jail for film piracy". www.theguardian.com. August 5, 2005.
“Women were supposed to be the enigmas, but men? Moody, brooding bastards, the lot of them. A woman with PMS had nothing on a man. Where women might get hormonal once a month, men suffered their own brand of PMS on a daily basis. - Faith”
“I thought I recognized you." Really? He remembered me looking like Swamp Thing? How flattering.”

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