"The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink."

-- Fran Lebowitz

#Humorous Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Memorable Quotes

“I couldn't believe it. That was the first time I had ever seen somebody celebrate for a whole 40-second clock. That was ridiculous.”
“With reasonable men, I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter, nor waste arguments where they will certainly be lost.”

Source : William Lloyd Garrison, Walter McIntosh Merrill, Louis Ruchames (1971). “The Letters of William Lloyd Garrison: I will be heard, 1822-1835”, p.101, Harvard University Press
“I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it. I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband.”
“History attempts to provide society with an artificial collective memory.”
“And all the voices, all the goals, all the yearnings, all the sorrows, all the pleasures, all the good and evil, all of them together was the world. All of them together was the stream of events, the music of life.”
“Saying spirituality cannot exist without religion is like saying hamburgers cannot exist without McDonald's.”
“I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.”
“And how much better to die in all the happy period of undisillusioned youth, to go out in a blaze of light, than to have your body worn out and old and illusions shattered.”

You may also like:

Andy Warhol
Artist
Annie Leibovitz
Photographer
Dorothy Parker
Poet
Frank Rich
Essayist
Graydon Carter
Journalist
Junya Watanabe
Fashion designer
Martin Scorsese
Film director
Mellody Hobson
Businesswoman
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Author