"I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot."

-- Don Adams

#Golf Quotes #Balls Quotes #Today Quotes

“Each of us inevitable; Each of us limitless-each of us with his or her right upon the earth.”
“The secret of my success is that I always managed to live to fly another day.”
“I am happy with being a tennis player and the choice I took when I was 12. But clearly, if I wouldnt have been a tennis player, I would have loved to be a soccer player. But again, I am happy with the choice I made.”
“Plot and character are virtually the same thing.”
“The force of the blow depends on the resistance. It is sometimes better not to struggle against temptation. Either fly or yield at once.”

Source : "Aphorisms". Book by F. H. Bradley, No. 75, 1930.
“Teaching is the royal road to learning.”

Source : Jessamyn West (1979). “The life I really lived: a novel”, Harcourt
“You lose such a lot of time just sleeping ... when you might just be living! ... It seems such a pity we can't live nights too.”
“Outside openings to attics, crawl spaces and similar locations should be sealed off so rats and squirrels cant get into houses, garages or other structures. Pet owners should make an extra effort to keep their domestic animals free of fleas and avoid leaving out pet food where it can attract wild animals.”

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