"Ambition, the soldier's virtue."

“It is the heart which perceives God and not the reason.”

“Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.”

Source : "Something to Take the Edge Off". Comedy album by Doug Stanhope, August 4, 2000.

“Some people think they are such geniuses and just thought of that. They think they are so smart, like they say "All this talk about Kurt Vile and no one asks him where he got his stupid name from," or, "No one asks where he stole his name from." And I'm like, "Oh, you're a genius."”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com

“My mother had been an actress and we came from that world in New York, the theater world and the downtown sort of theater scene, and so I guess we didn't really have what you'd call like a Hollywood kind of life at all.”

“He read me extracts from a medical journal describing the progress of a staphylococcus aureus infection. And then he pleasured me with a potato.”

“Every time I act on a fear, I feel disappointed in myself. I have a lot of fear. If I can quit all fear in my life and all guilt, then I tend to be much, much more living up to my standards. I've never seen a person fail if they didn't fear failure.”

Source : "A Beautiful Mind" by Bianca Boscer, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 13, 2012.

“Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?”

“I do the same thing every night, but different.”