"Valkyrie dialed Skulduggery's number and he picked up. 'Hey,' she said, 'It's me.' Skulduggery paused. 'No it's not. If it were me, then I'd be talking to myself, and I don't do that any more. I certainly don't RING myself. That's one of the first signs of madness, and if it's not, it should be.' She sighed. 'Are you finished talking nonsense?' 'I haven't talked nonsense all morning. I miss it."

-- Derek Landy

#Morning Quotes #Talking Quotes #Numbers Quotes

“You don't become enormously successful without encountering and overcoming a number of extremely challenging problems.”

Source : FaceBook post by Mark Victor Hansen from Jun 24, 2014
“The good thing about writing books is that you can dream while you are awake. If itâ€™s a real dream, you cannot control it. When writing the book, you are awake; you can choose the time, the length, everything. I write for four or five hours in the morning and when the time comes, I stop. I can continue the next day. If itâ€™s a real dream, you canâ€™t do that.”
“If you have half a story and you don't know the rest, you use what you have to pry the rest out of someone.”
“Since life is an ever evolving process, one should flow in this process and discover how to actualize and expand oneself.”
“Our language is the reflection of ourselves. A language is an exact reflection of the character and growth of its speakers.”
“. . . to know the order of nature, and regard the universe as orderly is the highest function of the mind.”
“White people get nervous and speed things up. You don't have to be in a hurry because you ain't got nothing to gain and you ain't got nothin' to lose. And that's where the groove lies.”
“Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open the door. Turns out it was already open, so I fell flat on my face like something from the Keystone Kops.”

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