"Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf."

“If someone met me on a game day, he wouldn't like me. The days in between, I'm the goodest guy you can find.”

Source : "The Roger Clemens Web-of-Lies Timeline" by Sean Cunningham, www.esquire.com. August 19, 2010.

“Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family.”

“The ultimate test of a man's conscience may be his willingness to sacrifice something today for future generations whose words of thanks will not be heard.”

“The Lord does not measure out our afflictions according to our faults, but according to our strength, and looks not what we have deserved, but what we are able to bear.”

“There will always be people who will accept you for what you are!”

“An interesting reversal is happening right now. The college women who kicked all this off have been superseded in the mainstream media by celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie. And now a new group of college women - the ones in college now - are looking at Paltrow and Jolie as models for the appropriate way of dealing with sexual predators.”

“I firmly believe, notwithstanding all our complaints, that almost every person upon earth tastes upon the totality more happiness than misery.”

“Red meat is not really bad for a person. Now, blue-green meat - that's damaging of you!”