"Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish."

-- Larry David

#Hey Quotes #May Quotes #Facts Quotes

“Wine snobbery, of course, is part showmanship, part sophistication, part knowledge, and part bluff”
“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
“Because I show you my pain, I do not of necessity love you.”
“I keep living this day like the next will never come.”
“...my sanity threatened to take a holiday without me.”
“Christianity was simple: fight your desires in order to please God.”
“For me a corpse has a beauty and dignity which a living body could never hold . . . there is a peace about death that soothes me.”
“I think if two people love each other, they should be able to get married. That's pretty much simple.”

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