"I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin"

-- Red Skelton

#Drinking Quotes #Guy Quotes #Next Quotes

“The liberty that remains to us is essentially the freedom to choose among brands A, B, and C.”

Source : John Zerzan (2002). “Running on Emptiness: The Pathology of Civilisation”
“If we want to be known in heaven and feared in hell we must be willing to lose our reputation here on earth.”

Source : Loren Cunningham (1997). “Making Jesus Lord: The Dynamic Power of Laying Down Your Rights”, p.70, YWAM Publishing
“Time is a river rolling into nowhere. We must live while we can, and we'll drink our cup of laughter.”

Source : Song: The Finer Things, Album: Back in the High Life
“Don't call me darling. I'm a driving instructor!”

Source : Hilary McKay (2002). “Saffy's Angel”, p.20, Simon and Schuster
“Revenge is not a noble sentiment, but it is a human one.”

Source : "Rudy Giuliani 'Wanted to Be the One' to Kill Osama Bin Laden" by Ben Forer, abcnews.go.com. May 2, 2011.
“We care. We feel. We think. We do not always miss the absent one. We cannot always come when called. Being friends with a loner requires patience and the wisdom that distance does not mean dislike.”
“We should enjoy and make the most of life, not because we are in constant fear of what might happen to us in a mythical afterlife, but because we have only one opportunity to live.”
“The "Kumulipo" is an old Hawaiian prayer chant that poetically describes the creation of the world. The word literally means "beginning-in-deep-darkness." Here darkness doesn't connote gloom and evil. Rather, it's about the inscrutability of the embryonic state; the obscure chaos that reigns before germination.”

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