"Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party."

“Yeah, yeah, I've been Beatled, I've been Rolling Stoned.”

“I cannot draw a human figure if I don't know the order of his bones, muscles or tendons. Same is that I cannot draw a human face if I don't know what's going on his mind and heart. In order to paint life one must understand not only anatomy, but what people feel and think about the world they live in. The painter who knows his own craft and nothing else will turn out to be a very superficial artist.”

“I'm going to get you a broken alarm clock so you'll get up in the morning.”

Source : "The Osbournes". TV Series 2002–2005,

“Let us put Germany, so to speak, in the saddle! you will see that she can ride.”

“Chasing records doesn't keep me on my bike. Happiness does.”

“He's a haircut and a forehand.”

“A procession of the damned. By the damned, I mean the excluded. We shall have a procession of data that Science has excluded.”

Source : Charles Fort (2013). “The Complete Books of Charles Fort”, p.3, Courier Corporation

“When they mention great little things in life, they usually forget flossing.”

Source : Scott Simon (2015). “Unforgettable: A Son, a Mother, and the Lessons of a Lifetime”, p.215, Macmillan