"They're called Virgin Trains because they don't go all the way."

-- Simon Hoggart

#America Quotes #World Quotes #Way Quotes

“The RNC was run so badly you could walk through their deepest competence and not get your ankles wet.”
“I said from the very beginning that I was looking for the best person, I had no doubt it was Roger Goodell.”
“A southwest blow on ye and blister you all o'er!' 'The red plague rid you!' 'Toads, beetles, bats, light on you!' 'As wicked dew as e'er my mother brushed with raven's feather from unwholesome fen drop on you.' 'Strange stuff' 'Thou jesting monkey thou' 'Apes with foreheads villainous low' 'Pied ninny' 'Blind mole...' -The Caliban Curses”
“When we see society telling women that they have a certain time, that they make women compete with each other, the older generation competing with the younger generation. They've made us believe that there's not enough men out there for us or that we're only hired because of our looks and not because of our abilities.”

Source : Source: www.sheknows.com
“Of course, western is my native music,”
“The irony is that Iraq actually has one of the richest and most sophisticated cuisines in the world. So many classic American or European foods - ceviche, albondigas, even the mint julep - have roots in Iraqi cuisine, which was a crossroads of Persian and Arab and Turkic traditions. The oldest written recipes in the world are from Iraq!”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.”

Source : "Fictional character: Forrest Gump". "Forrest Gump", www.imdb.com. 1994.
“Just once how I'd like to see the headline say, not much to print today, can't find anything bad to say.”

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