"I expect the audience to assume TV is stupid. I accept that it's my job to overcome it."

-- Dan Harmon

#Jobs Quotes #Stupid Quotes #Overcoming Quotes

“In fact, the Senkaku Islands are... inherent territory of Japan that is recognized in our history and also by international law.”

Source : "Naoto Kan: 'Japan has lost its vigor'". www.cnn.com. November 17, 2010.
“I'm always fascinated when people say, "We found rude conversations people had via e-mail." Why are you e-mailing this stuff? It has your signature on it! It has a time stamp!”
“In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.”
“Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.”
“So what did you bring? Lip gloss and a hairbrush?â€ Smirking, she unpacked the sandwiches Mort's cook had made for her, along with an ample slice of chocolate cake. â€œYou owe me an apology.â€ â€œOmigod, it's a feast! Okay, you're forgiven.”

Source : Jana Oliver (2012). “Forgiven”, p.40, Macmillan
“Ah, youth. It's like heroin you've smoked instead of snorted. Gone so fast you can't believe you still have to pay for it.”

Source : Josh Bazell (2009). “Beat The Reaper”, p.108, Random House
“And Left-wing people are always sad because they mind dreadfully about their causes, and the causes are always going so badly.”
“My aim is to say that the machinery of the heavens is not like a divine animal but like a clock (and anyone who believes a clock has a soul gives the work the honour due to its maker) and that in it almost all the variety of motions is from one very simple magnetic force acting on bodies, as in the clock all motions are from a very simple weight.”

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