"Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you."

-- Charles M. Schulz

#Math Quotes #Hell Quotes #Sixty Quotes

“The talking oak To the ancient spoke. But any tree Will talk to me.”
“Comedy unites, it doesn't divide!”
“Date not the life which thou hast run by the mean of reckoning of the hours and days, which though hast breathed: a life spent worthily should be measured by a nobler line, â€” by deeds, not years...”

Source : Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1872). “The Dramatic Works of the Right Honourable Richard Brinsley Sheridan”, p.544, London : [s.n.]
“Little kids are amazing. They seem able to adjust to anything.”
“The other thing is going to be me being able to show not just the American people or the Israeli people but the world that, in fact, we have mechanisms in place that will prevent Iran from having a nuclear weapon.”
“The reporting is fake. Look, look...You know what it is? Here's the thing. The public isn't - you know, they read newspapers, they see television, they watch. They don't know if it's true or false because they're not involved.But I'm involved. So I know when you're telling the truth or when you're not. I just see many, many untruthful things.”
“If God were only mighty, we would Salute Him. But since he is Merciful and Mighty, we can approach Him.”
“Most politicians - those people who live, eat and breathe politics - like to sit around and talk about politics and tell political war stories. Reagan didn't do that. His war stories were movie war stories and Hollywood war stories. He loved that.”

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